Ladies: here’s a bit of advice that us men won’t necessary tell you to your face, in fear of hurting your feelings.
I’ll just give you a run down from head to toe.
Hair- we hate lace front wigs. It’s just that simple. They look alright from afar but they look a mess up close. I really don’t know the particulars of how and why people wear them just know we despise them. Take the time to invest in a good weave. It’s fine if y’all prefer the ease and versatility of a wig but it’s not cute! They have a big billboard advertising 50 sew-ins right downtown, take advantage of it! There are 1000 women advertising on fb that they’ll do it even cheaper. Stop being lazy and do your hair please!
Makeup-y’all ever heard of the saying more is less? If you haven’t you really should sit down and try to fully grasp the concept. The 3 inch long eyelashes look ridiculous. Getting your eyebrows done is fine but they shouldn’t look like there is a rainbow on each eyelid. If you’re not a paid model advertising for these makeup companies or an entertainer [not just on a part-time level), then you should be more conscience about the amount of makeup you’re wearing. And if you’re saying ”well I only wear it like this to the club”, you have another problem on your hand. You’re going to get attention but not so much a for the reason you think. Yes we clown y’all makeup for looking like clowns and the only reason we approach y’all is because the liquor is flowing and y’all look easy.
Clothes: I’ve already talked to my plus size women, so this is for the skinny sisters. Just because they made it in your size doesn’t mean you should necessarily wear it. You’ve had a couple of kids but you went back down to your pre baby weight, good for you. But if that stomach looks like the imprint of a brain please find clothes that damn fit! It’s sickening to see that. Men don’t like that! You’re a mother now so dress appropriately! Looking classy is a timeless fashion that you all have to take into great consideration.
Nails/Toes: Ladies, it’s spring now so go make that invest to have a professional mani/pedi done and get that winter crust off your feet. There is an exception to this though: do you really need those extremely long nails? When we see those horrifically long nails, over if it fists thoughts is, ” how in the hell she wiping her a$$?”. Keep it classy and neat.
Back to clothes: Honestly we all know smaller clothes are cheaper but that doesn’t mean go crazy and buy all of that cheap stuff. It looks cheap and you look cheap wearing it. You can find sexy, yet classy items for the same price. And if you do have a perfect body, men do appreciate that but we appreciate it more if you cover it up and leave something to the imagination.
Keep it Classy Ladies…
Just another one of ‘fatboyfavs’